Rndm: MSN Conversation

| Matty | says:
www.mangabullet.com/art/45118

Katie says:
XD Bite marks <3

| Matty | says:
yuuuuuus

Katie says:
I wonder where those came from...

| Matty | says:
hmm....

| Matty | says:
I wonder...

Katie says:
IT'S ALMOST AS SECRETIVE AS VICTORIA'S SECRET

| Matty | says:
almost 8D

| Matty | says:
owo

Katie says:
I know Victoria's Secret? You wanna know it?  

| Matty | says:
...yes owo

Katie says:
IT'S A HE.

| Matty | says:
OMGRLY?! D:

Katie says:
YARLY

| Matty | says:
OMGWTFBBQSAUSAGE

Katie says:
And those boobs are fake 8D

| Matty | says:
NO! BUT THEY LOOK SO SILICONE!

Katie says:
...ACTUALLY HE HAD NO SURGERY TO HIS BREASTS. THOSE ARE ALL NATURAL, HE ALREADY HAD MAN BOOBS

| Matty | says:
DANGER! DANGER! MOOBS APPROACHING!

Katie says:
MAKE WAY FOR THE MOOBS

Katie says:
LOLOLOL

| Matty | says:
they thunder when they hit the ground, like an approaching earthquake of manliness!

Katie says:
And the earth quakes so! XD

Katie says:
The masculinity permeates the air

| Matty | says:
with odiferous wafts of testosterone

Katie says:
The exuberant example of the male gender

| Matty | says:
(this is, like, a bad haiku)

Katie says:
LOL NOW THAT I READ IT IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT XD

| Matty | says:
I KNOW! Moobs. The Not-Quite-A-Haiku by Pacificsun and ShinyObject01

Katie says:
LOL. Knowing deviantART I'd probably get a DD for it XD

| Matty | says:
xDD Probably, yeah!

Katie says:
CAUSE MOOBS ARE EXCEPTIONAL EXAMPLES OF ART

| Matty | says:
YES THEY ARE. LITERARY GENIUS IS FOUND IN THOSE HAIRY SACKS OF MASCULINE DOMINANCE!

Katie says:
IN THE NIPPLES FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH MALE-MILK

| Matty | says:
HIS WIFEBEATER STRETCHED TIGHT ACROSS THE MAN-MOUNDS

Katie says:
THE DUO HILLS OF MACHO BEAUTY

| Matty | says:
NIPPLES THAT GROW PERT AND FIRM IN THE COLD AIR CONDITIONING

Katie says:
DOTTED WITH CURLED TWINES OF MAJESTIC, BUTCH HAIRS

| Matty | says:
AS HE GUZZLES HIS BEER AND WATCHES FOOTBALL, SWEAT FORMS HOT, MANLY CRESENTS OF MOISTURE ON THAT SHIRT FROM UNDERNEATH THOSE MAN-JUGS

Katie says:
HE OBSERVES HIS LANGUID BODY LUSTILY IN THE MIRROR, A LACY WHITE BRA ADORNING HIS MAJESTIC BREASTS

| Matty | says:
THE MATCHING THONG LAYS RESTED BETWEEN HIS MANLY LOINS, AND HE THINKS OF BOB, THE HEAD OF THE ELK CLUB

Katie says:
...*eye twitch*

| Matty | says:
I'm sorry, too much mental image?

Katie says:
I adore the many loins XD

Katie says:
* MANLY DAMMIT

Katie says:
That and I've got to be getting to bed. I've got a long day tomorrow, it's gonna be hella fun

| Matty | says:
xD I'm tempted to copy-paste this and put it on dA. Seriously.

Katie says:
DO EET!

| Matty | says:
YAY

Katie says:
LOL POST IT. THAT WOULD BE EPIC WIN

| Matty | says:
I SHALL

Katie says:
<3 THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

| Matty | says:
OH, THIS IS WHY! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Katie says:
A FLASH OF INSIGHT!

| Matty | says:
LIKE A WATERMELON OF GENIUS HITTING ME ON THE HEAD

Katie says:
XD And I've got to go bed, no matter how utterly RAVISHING this convo has been

| Matty | says:
aww, okay ._.

| Matty | says:
xD; I'll talk to you later, next time we bump into each other

| Matty | says:
mmm, bump

Katie says:
  Alright, my favorite Psycho!Matty

| Matty | says:
:3

| Matty | says:
sleep well, Miki-chan~

Katie says:
I'll have wet dr---DREAMS ABOUT THIS

| Matty | says:
XD