Okay, apparently and I started something...so...we have a clan...the food ninjas. It was created by a random conversation on this - [link] - deviation, and it went a little something like this...

Her: *Laughs and pokes* Oh Shiny...Here's all I can give you now...
Me: Oooh...the dreaded Toast Ninja...
Her: yes...he lives....*scary music*
Me: ...dammit. You do realize I'm going to have to draw a Toast Ninja now, don't you?
Her: *sigh* I figured....^o^

...then, the next thing I know, she has on her signature. Not wanting to be left out, I put . A little later, I find has put on his ( though he later changed to ). So, I thought, 'What the hell, this looks like a good idea.' Therefore! I give you...dun dun dun...

Teh Food Ninjas

- Toast Ninja
- Lemon Ninja
- Sushi Ninja
- Spork Ninja
- Gummybear Ninja
- Orange Ninja
- Absolut Ninja
- Cookie Ninja
- Spam Ninja
- Egg Ninja
- Tea Ninja
- Pie Ninja
- Pepsi Ninja
- Cheese Ninja
- Coffee Ninja
- Cake Ninja
- Biscuit Ninja
- Beer Ninja
- Coke Ninja
- Milk Ninja
- Donut Ninja
- Pooptoast Ninja
- Popcorn Ninja

--Food still available - NONE!--

Teh Random Object Ninjas

- Toilet Ninja
- Pokéball Ninja I am NOT obsessed
- Flame Ninja
- Weed Ninja
- Poo Ninja
- Coffee Machine Ninja
- Boxers Ninja
- Snowflake Ninja
- Rose Ninja
- Money Ninja
- Target Ninja
- Earth Ninja
- Flowerpot Ninja
- Tombstone Ninja
- Eye Ninja
- Camera Ninja
- Lightbulb Ninja
- Pantie Theif Ninja
- Pimpin' Ninja
- Couch Ninja
- Winged Ninja
- Email Ninja
- Coke Ninja (AKA Product Placement Ninja)

Teh Animal Ninjas

- Mechabug Ninja
- Spiderman Ninja
- Butterfly Ninja
- Froggy Ninja
- Cow Ninja
- Pacman Ninja
- Trout Ninja
- Fella Ninja
- Yoda Ninja
- Batty Ninja
- Jackdirt Ninja
- Hello Kitty Ninja
- Ninja...Ninja...
- Doggie Ninja
- Penguin Ninja
- Sheep Ninja

Teh Action Ninjas

- Glomp Ninja...or, as he prefers, Super Secret Stealth Hug Ninja
- Hug Ninja
- Matrix Ninja
- 'Huggle' Ninja
- Fainting Ninja
- Point and Laugh Ninja
- Poke Ninja
- Evil Ninja
- Slapping Ninja
- Boing-Boing Ninja
- Stalking Ninja
- Floating Ninja
- Singing Ninja
- Dancing Ninja
- Analprobe Ninja
- Bump Ninja
- Baseball Bat Ninja
- Giggle Ninja
- Ultra-Super Projectile Yellow Liquid Ninja
- Bonk Ninja
- Sleepy Ninja
- Stabby Ninja
- Boogie Ninja
- Clueless Ninja
- Curse You Ninja
- Meditation Ninja
- Nose-Picking Ninja
- F*** You Ninja ( keepin' it PG-13... )
- Paranoid Ninja
- Clone Ninja
- Striptease Ninja
- Kiss Blowing Ninja of Death
- Licking Ninja
- Humping Ninja
- Spanking Ninja

And now to announce the Clan Mandalore :

If you're interested, leave a comment here with what food / random object ninja you'd like to be. No repeats on food And it must be a dA food emoticon. Once your foodstuff has been approved, put ':icon: (WhateverYourThingyIs) Ninja!' in your signature.

We shall conquer dA

Update - 03/20/06
Okay, this is just getting silly o.o One day after I posted this thing, thinking 'Eh, I might get two or three', our clan has grown to seventeen people....ALRIGHT Right now, we only have six foods left, so once those are gone, I'll post more. If you're interested in being an Emoticon Ninja, but don't want to be one of the remaining foods, tell me so and I'll post the next list of emoticons, kays?

Update - 03/21/06
So, all but four of the foods are gone, so the next series was introduced. Woot. Who knows how many people will join once all is said and done, ne? And this isn't a limited time offer, feel free to join whenever and change your thingy whenever, but remember ONE that you have to tell me and TWO that it's a first-come, first-serve type of system. So don't whine if you wanted to be the Absolut or Cheese ninja. You shoulda been here earlier >.o;

Update - 03/24/06
Wow, only two foods left o.o Twenty-eight people so far have meandered into our ranks! The dA takeover is imminent.... Fifteen random objects are left, and then we'll introduce the third series. I won't tell you what the icons are, but I can give you a hint - animal ninjas And if anyone asks you what the hell that thing is in your signature, just direct them back to this journal, so they can see if they want to join ( Thanks to *Agent-Elrond for actually putting the link in her siggy I might just do that too.)

Update - 04/25/06
No more foods. Thirty-nine people. Z. O. M. G. This is nuts Animal ninjas coming soon, for those of you who've been requesting them.

Update - 08/22/06
Wow. Uh...we've reached a membership of 84. WOOT! There will be no new catagories for a while, at least until all the animals and actions are gone. I'm...actually running out of ideas. BUT! Many congratz to =BoffinbraiN, who, as the dreaded Baseball Bat ninja, not only created an emoticon deviation for his ninja, but also got a daily deviation for it! So...yay! ( By the way, if you wanna make a series out of that, I'm not stopping you )

Update - 01/18/08
Um... hey, look, an update! I'm sorry I've been so negligent of this. Um, I've actually been completely negligent of dA entirely. But! I just wanted to say, I put all the updates I got in comments, so if I missed anyone, please send another comment. We now have 95 members! So... I just wanted to remind everyone to please put something about the ninjas in either your signature or your journal. We need to get the word out! Let's try to hit 100!!

Update - 01/23/08
Yay, another update! I just thought everyone might want to know that there's a new set of ninjas - the Expression Ninjas! YAY! Let's try to get the word out about this... we could accommodate a whole heckuvalot of people! YAY again!

Update - 02/10/08
The ninja clan has expanded so much that we can no longer fit everyone on this page. The continuation can be found on [this journal]